This is so far off base and off topic it's ridiculous.
Stick to the topic at hand.
Not everyone drools over everything Stevie pulls out of his pocket.
Yes, and the topic at hand was whether the OP should go for the 11" or 13" MBA.
You are the one who brought up what a "horrendous" value both of those machines are, and then you saw fit to mention Apple's entire product line as being a horrendous value, as well. And revealing your contempt for Apple further by childishly insulting Steve Jobs was a nice touch.
You should follow your own advice and stick to the topic at hand. The analogy provided by fizzwinkus was a bit extreme, yet apt.