I prefer boneless hot dogs

[iBlue]

That photo's been making the rounds for well over thirty years, btw. I remember seeing it being passed around when I was a teenager.

As a warning not to put bone in your weiner, I presume?

 

[JNB]

As a warning not to put bone in your weiner, I presume?

Pretty much so. I think it was the first bit of Man Wisdom™ in adolescence, right after the whole "girls have cooties" indoctrination period.

And you wonder why guys are such morons…

 

[GoCubsGo]

That photo's been making the rounds for well over thirty years, btw. I remember seeing it being passed around when I was a teenager.

You were a teenager?
/runs like hell

 

[SimD]

You were a teenager?
/runs like hell

Oooooooohhh escalation!

*grabs popcorn*