Thank you a million times over. My iMac is back to being usable. I am just amazed at what just transpired. I have never seen this in my years of being in the Apple Ecosystem.Just added ocsp.apple.com to /etc/hosts (redirecting to 127.0.0.1) and that solved the issue. Figure I'll remove it once this all settles down, until then I'm back up and running.
I seriously thought I had been attacked by ransomware. Happened exactly when I was examining a raw TIFF file some shady company sent me lol.