Ipad... the perfect toilet material?

[bobob]

75% of the time I'm on my iPad I'm on my sofa.

Errr... you were the one who first generalized the percentages to the posters' lives overall, followed by pronouncing a negative value judgement on them, and finishing with laughing at them...

If youre spending 15% of your life on the toilet, you have something wrong with you lol.

 

[Doju]

I still prefer my iPhone but nothing wrong with the iPad. It's great too.

 

[weckart]

I take mine to the throne, tends to make my visits there a smudge longer than they need to be though, because I usually end up playing tesla wars or angry birds HD or something similar

It's those longer 'smudges' that bother me. It is surely only a matter of time before Apple or Belkin brings out the iWipes at a reasonable £19.99 for twenty.

 

[mashima]

the ipad still can't compete with a magazine in smoothness. period

 

[iJohnHenry]

I take mine to the throne, tends to make my visits there a smidgen longer than they need to be though, because I usually end up playing tesla wars or angry birds HD or something similar

My Mommy used to tell me to "concentrate" when I went poopie.

EDIT: Now my nurse has that task.

 

[wesk702]

Dead on.
I'm always on the ipad when I'm dropin bricks

 

[Gaelic2]

Allow me to rephrase. I have the refreshed Imac 27" and i LOVE it. I have an iphone 4 and i LOVE it.

Now when I go poopie, I either use my phone, which works (just like it does laying in bed and cruising the web), but I'm starting to think hmmm... This might be perfect for an iPad.

I can't imagine using an iPad at my work station or by the TV if i have my imac or iphone, so I imagine I would only use my iPad while I go poopie!

What are your thoughts on this?

I am thinking what totally bad taste! Perhaps it's just a lack of maturity.

 

[cmvsm]

I am thinking what totally bad taste! Perhaps it's just a lack of maturity.

Get the stick out. We all have to drop a Stanley Steamer from time to time. Nothing wrong with a little electronic entertainment while its happening. You don't hide your eyes at the sight of nude human beings do you?

 

[TraceyS/FL]

Notice how we girl folk aren't chiming in here..... we don't get to hide out for 30 minutes to accomplish this task (at least the mom varieties of us! )

 

[coachingguy]

First rule of iPads in the toilet: you don't talk about using your iPad in the toilet.

Another iPad rule: Keep the volume low or off if using the iPad in the bathroom.

I was in an airport recently and could totally hear a guy playing Bejeweled. When he came out he placed his iPad on the counter to wash his hands... Which I thought was the right thing to do.

Coachingguy

 

[Hyata]

Do you guys really need to be constantly entertained even when you're taking a dump?

 

[Hyata]

Notice how we girl folk aren't chiming in here..... we don't get to hide out for 30 minutes to accomplish this task (at least the mom varieties of us! )

I don't know anybody who "goes to the bathroom" for 30 min. I'd probably knock on the door and say "are you alright" or "WTF are you doing in there" depending on the person.

 

[TraceyS/FL]

I don't know anybody who "goes to the bathroom" for 30 min. I'd probably knock on the door and say "are you alright" or "WTF are you doing in there" depending on the person.

You obviously don't have a teenager in the house with "dish-washing-bathroom-itis"

 

[3lionsbecks]

Do you guys really need to be constantly entertained even when you're taking a dump?

Yes.

 

[andymodem]

Used mine twice today while on the throne.

 

[vastoholic]

I only take it with me if I was already using it and want to continue reading something or playing a game. I have no issue with taking to the john and yes, it does usually make my visits a bit longer than it needed to be.

 

[ashVID]

New newsreader app coming, iPood

 

[greygray]

Sent from my sofa.
Sent from my iPad.

It's iSofa.

Sent from my iBowl

 

[bowlerman625]

maybe we would not see so many stories about the iPad falling in the toilet like we have with iPhones!

 

[LiloThePleo]

This thread is hilarious, but oh dear I hope I never ever have to touch someone else's iPad, it's unsanitary

(Also makes me never want to buy one second hand )

 

[davidnssbm]

as long as you only use the ipad pre-wipe you are fine. To touch it post-poopie and pre-wipe is a no no.

 

[Statusnone88]

I poop out my mouth.

 

[GinoDotCom]

iPad especially helps for those mud-butt days.

 

[vastoholic]

as long as you only use the ipad pre-wipe you are fine. To touch it post-poopie and pre-wipe is a no no.

Oh yes. I end up laying mine down on the shower mat before I wipe and pick up after I wash up.

 

[SchneiderMan]

LOL you guys gave me a good laugh!