You're the kind of guy that complains when the TV remote doesn't work.
and when the tech simply replaces the batteries,
you flip out and say 'You should have told me earlier'..
Hahah what? What gives you this impression? How is there a parallel between that and anything else that's happening in this thread? Lol, I struggle to believe anyone else will come away with the same reading as you.
Let's have a run through:
1. OP says - with some sloppy language, perhaps - that he can only hear one channel on his iPhone speaker on iOS 9.
2. Others, including yourself, continually mock him for thinking his iPhone has two speakers.
3. OP eventually gets across that he knows there is only one speaker but he would expect both channels through it.
4. You announce with great confidence that he should only hear the left channel and heavily imply he is stupid for thinking it should behave any other way
5. I let both of you know that this is not the case, that I can hear both channels mixed down to one on my iPhone with iOS 8. So there is probably a problem with OP's phone on iOS 9!
6. You imply my posts are irrelevant because I'm not on iOS 9, hahahaha....
This really is bye now!