edit: well, i guess in some way you are right that cingular was bought by ATT. its a bit confusing. more details here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cingular. Pardon me.
That would have doubled Vista's sales right there if it were true.
Of course, that would have also pushed back the release date by four years and we'd only get 4 of the promised 11 widgets.
Tip for whoever wants to make the next fake - get a screenshot of terminal on your desktop/laptop, crop it down to iPhone size, add it to iPhoto, sync it up on your iPhone, and then take a picture.