All three pages of responses so far are FALSE.
48 hrs after wearing the Pride band for the first time, you will start to crave the attention of other men. In the blink of an eye you will find yourself out of state, in a country village driving a Subaru with the dog you two just adopted. And then...
Once after being in a somewhat secret Discord group, I was invited into / added to an even more secret off-shoot Discord group, that the gay contingent of the other group had set up to be able to discuss what they considered extremely gay dance music and such. I connected and said, “this is cool, but why am I here?” and the response was a humorous and welcoming, “because you lay with other men, Carl”. I replied, “actually, I don’t/haven’t, but I’ll take that as a compliment”. Everyone laughed and I became their token straight.
Wore the Nike Pride band all weekend, because it’s pretty, and it reminds me of my gay friends, and to show support (note that the Pride Watchbands did not play a part in my getting misidentified). Saw my nieces on Saturday (from 15 feet away), and they like it because rainbows. They’re at that wonderful age where they unironically love rainbows and unicorns and faeries and mermaids. 🌈🦄🧚♀️🧜♀️