How long do you take a shower for? More than 10 minutes?
Fridge mount? How long do you stand in front of the fridge for?
Apple should not hire you.
Ouch. I feel I would do better in a Bang & Olufsen environment where money is no object. Why be practical?
Surely it can't hurt to watch a youtube recipe on the fridge and pause as necessary until your meal is complete. Or at least keep a text recipe on display when your cooking. Otherwise the darn thing would be for show I guess.