I don't think Apple would make a stand this ugly!
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Those pictures are more informative than you think; they are genuine, but not the iPhone part. Steve Jobs was so impressed with the workmanship on that stand that he has stopped all future iPhone development. The developer conference in June will be the last and there Steve will announce that Apple will be working exclusively on a range of wrought iron furniture for gardens and the home.
- Julian