Sorry I wasn't able to join in the conversation. Had to go out then even I have to sleep sometime! Thanks for all the replies. Glad you caught the tongue-in-cheek mood of the thread!
I'm not really going to put it in the freezer, that was in response to the suggestion about dunking it in water to drown the bug...s!
I had a tiny crawling thing once in my screen. It died in the left part of the frame out of sight. Those red spider things...are you talking about those really really small ones like a little bit bigger than a period?
Yes, they're the ones. It's not riddled with them but one pops out from time to time. It was the thrip that amazed me though. You know the thick strip of metal that wraps around the hinge and connects to the lid - it's a really tight fit except in one place where the gap's so small you couldn't even poke a hair through, and this thrip just walked out and then went back in again before I could catch it.
Mmm, good suggestion about rendering the videos. I've got to put together an AV presentation. It'll encourage me to get on with it!
Now, about that stupid CAT HAIR that's just behind my screen on the left (but not quite as left as it was
). And no, I'm not going to take it apart!