You are not "torn" you have a "thorn" it's called Windows Phone. Return it and get a real smartphone phone.
Or else... couple of more great points about Windows Phone...
Cannot select individual letters in a word for copying or cutting
No Orientation lock
No Notifications menu
No Background audio(from video, i.e. cannot start a video from YouTube and make the audio from video continue playing in the background)
Tile and app list positions arent remembered when returning to it, you always start from the beginning(top)
No music player equalizers
No Player seeking/scrubbing video player skips in 20 second intervals and for the audio player, you have to press-hold-wait good luck doing that with long songs.
No wallpaper support on the homescreen
Cannot download backup installation files(ipa, apk) so you can install them later offline, you are completely dependent on Microsoft.
No IE Sync(bookmarks, history, tabs)
Or else... couple of more great points about Windows Phone...
Cannot select individual letters in a word for copying or cutting
No Orientation lock
No Notifications menu
No Background audio(from video, i.e. cannot start a video from YouTube and make the audio from video continue playing in the background)
Tile and app list positions arent remembered when returning to it, you always start from the beginning(top)
No music player equalizers
No Player seeking/scrubbing video player skips in 20 second intervals and for the audio player, you have to press-hold-wait good luck doing that with long songs.
No wallpaper support on the homescreen
Cannot download backup installation files(ipa, apk) so you can install them later offline, you are completely dependent on Microsoft.
No IE Sync(bookmarks, history, tabs)