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A Fisking of AmbitiousLemon's rant. If you don't know what Fisking is, ask Google.
there are a lot f things wrong with konfab, but the worse is the price (and not just because it is $25)
Okay so please enumerate the reasons why you dislike Konfabulator. You indicate there are reasons other than price so lets get to em. Is there something wrong with the Shift key on your keyboard?
the developers have a lot fo audacity in my mind to spend months hyping an app that has no functionality.
Are the developers Gadget software passing off a CPU/RAM Turbocharger app again? No? From the website: "Konfabulator is a JavaScript runtime engine for Mac OS X that lets you run little files called Widgets that can do pretty much whatever you want them to. Widgets can be alarm clocks, calculators, can tell you your AirPort signal strength, will fetch the latest stock quotes for your preferred symbols, and even give your current local weather." How is this "no functionality"? It sounds quite extensible to me, using JavaScript no less. What a feat of programming that must have been!
all they did was create an environment which people can use to write cheap crappy little javascript apps for.
Ah you understand the software after all, and yet don't "get it." Why all the outrage then? Simply don't use the software. Simple.
And wasn't Konfabulator just released *last week*? How many third-party Mac OS X-native apps were there when v10.0.0 was released? And how many are there now? Mac OS X itself is an environment which people can use to write cheap crappy little Cocoa apps and costs way more than Konfabulator. So where is your outrage against Mac OS X?
but the worst of it is this: the want to charge you $25 to use the app (that does nothing) and then tell you to develop the functionality.
Okay you don't like the price tag because you fail to see any value in an open-ended development environment. We got it. The price tags for CodeWarrior ($399) and REALBasic (up to $350) must *really* make you mad, so mad you rip off the damn Shift key on your keyboard - both of em! What other issues do you have?
what kind of ass -backwards world do we live in where developers charge you to write their app for them?
Metrowerks and REAL Software probably have a good understanding of this world they live in. Its called the Free Market system/Capitalism. Look it up. The tagline on REAL Software's web site is "create your own software." That must REALLY torque you off!
now had the developers
1) open sourced their app
2) made their app freeware
3) provided plugins that do anything
So you would have liked this app if it were exactly the same, but open sourced and free of charge. And since they didn't have the time to think of and create the entire range of possible uses for their open-ended development environment it sucks ass.
What happened to your other reasons for hating this software? Is that it? Apple doesn't provide every possible solution to the needs of its users. Sometimes you have to actually go out and buy third-party software. How does this make you feel about owning an Apple computer that cost several thousand dollars?
maybe it would be an app worth talking about but i can't help feeling that they are just trying to rape the mac community.
So Arlo Rose is smashing his way into your house and forcibly inserting his software into your poor helpless Mac? No wonder you are so angry!
if the app was free and came with some free plugins and offered some shareware plugins it would make a lot more sense for developers to write their own. but as it is now the whole thing is backwards.
So basically your whole argument is that the software has a price tag? It's the price, stupid! And it doesn't come with pre-made plugins to do everything from check your email to butter your bread so it is absolutely useless! I didn't know it was mandatory to download and pay for Konfabulator and be stuck with a useless no-feature app occupying hard disk space.
o and one last thing. stop calling them widgets! can't believe a developer would use a word already used by the os and amc community for something else when there is already an accepted word for what they are creating. these are not widgets people! these are plugins.
widget. The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language: Fourth Edition. 2000.
1. A small mechanical device or control; a gadget.
So how are they not widgets? Does Apple have a trademark on widgets to label to birghtness controls on Apple Cinema Displays? Where exactly is widget used by the "os" and "amc community" (the movie theater chain)? You gotta throw us a bone here, you are not making much sense. And why haven't you replaced the Shift key on your keyboard yet?
first you rape us then you try to confuse us by use computer terminology all wrong. hearing people talk about konfab widgets makes me think about just how stupid these developers are.
Ah so Arlo Rose and Co. are part of the Axis of Evil? They are no better than Hitler! Why they actually expect you to pay for a product they force on you with no pre-made widgets that you like! How dare anyone expect the end user to actually create something original by using their software (you know Word should come with every document I ever intend to make).
i need a pram and in lcd hard drive for my kernal to upload to the firewire protocol in time for my OS to optimize fully.
What? Now you are ranting incoherently. Perhaps you should talk to a rape crisis center. I have no idea what you just said but you apparently found the Shift key to use while typing "OS", finally.
if you want to invent a snappy name for something don't just confuse things by using something already in use otherwise you sound like an idiot.
Where is the confusion of terms other in your own head? What are your own snappy names then? Don't let your mouth write a check that your butt can't cash. Apple calls bundles plugins, and plugins bundles, and folders bundles if they have an extension, unless its .framework then they are frameworks. Is Apple raping the Mac community as well?
I missed your wide sweeping points of contention against this new software, other than its price and the name of of its add-on modules. So basically you sound like a cheap bastard who doesn't understand that software development environments are not and end unto themselves.
You are also accusing the authors of this software of "rape" without any connection to the reality we all live in. No one is forcing this software on anyone, especially people who see now value in it.
Do us all favor and take some Paxil and/or call a crisis center before you do any more damage to your self or your computer.