Rectal ProbeLol. Any ideas?
Uh...Jony Ive did listen to customers complaining about the pencil since 2015, and because of the complaints knew to design a better one with matte grip, that has magnets to keep on the device, and flat sides so the pencil doesn't roll off the table. In 2015 customers had better ideas than Jony Ive.Guys ! Any Apple device is a very thoughtfully designed, extremely niche item. Don't think Johnny Ivy and company would just randomly wake up one day and start inviting suggestions on how to design their gadgets. If that was the case Apple would be like any Grocery store offering household items which do not require any thinking. Apple products are extremely thought about and carefully crafted stuff. So none of this fancy ideas is gonna appeal Apple. And for the better it should not even reach Apple. God knows what a bizzare item would it turn out to be if Apple started listening to some immature wannabe suggesting some whacko ideas on how their stuff should look. I absolutely do not want that as a Apple Customer !!
I did this with a set of Bose QC35s. I think I did have them longer than a few hours though.Hey OP.
This one time I got a pair of $60 JBL Bluetooth earbuds at the airport just before a flight. I lost them on the way to the gate - really Guinness Book record-breaking stuff, I had them for less than 10 minutes. I bought another pair at the destination out of anger, which means I paid $120 for $60 earbuds and MANY spare tips.
I was very mad at the world for being so unfair, why me etc., but at the end of the day it was 100% my fault for being stupid.
So please take care of your expensive gear. Or have it engraved with “Property of Lee Kibum” or something.
Doesn't quite have that ringing memory like "Rectal Probe." (engraving name courtesy of @tigres)SAdProZ
Otterbox just announced something like what I mentioned above: https://9to5mac.com/2018/11/20/otterbox-ipad-pro-case/
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Looks pretty good IMO, although no smart keyboard which could be annoying to some.
My pencil only stays attached on my desk at work. Otherwise it goes right back in its own pocket in my bag as soon as I’m done using it.
I did this with a set of Bose QC35s. I think I did have them longer than a few hours though.
Also worth engraving the pencil with something embarrassing so that nobody will keep it for themselves.
Apple employees regularly read these forums...
Ouch.
Apple could throw in the Pencil for everyone.![]()
Something like “Make America Great Again”Also worth engraving the pencil with something embarrassing so that nobody will keep it for themselves.
Also worth engraving the pencil with something embarrassing so that nobody will keep it for themselves.
Retail staff perhaps but not likely corporate and not likely anyone that is going to care what folks here think about how Apple should do things. Otherwise we’d have $200 iPad Pros that have a merged Mac/iOS system and look like a Microsoft Surface. And so on
Apple employees regularly read these forums...