I only saw boards with two SATA ports in the mITX form factor.
That's indeed from you,
post 51. As my plans were going south, so was my $300 budget for a mITX, RAM, CPU, 4 SATA ports (no drives), power and optionally, case I wanted to build a home NAS on.
On the other end, Ubuntu 14.04 has received heavy criticism from previous users, including about its sluggishness and too much integration with cloud providers who don't respect privacy (sounds familiar?)
And stop this nonsense yearly release, as John Gruber pointed out.