Oh, and one more thing...
the new "MacPod Pro w/ FM" to replace the iPod with Video and the FM remote. Now that would be horrid.
I still don't like MacBook Pro very much and I think I've figured out why. The name doesn't bother me as much as I just don't think it sounds very elegant. MacBook Pro sounds clunky because (to my ear) the derivation sounds backwards. With PowerBook, the name was derived from notebook and power was added as a descriptive term to tell you what kind of notebook you were getting. Over time, the naming convention was to use the prefix to define the product (eg. PowerBook, PowerMac, iBook, iMac, Xserve, etc.).
With MacBook, the name is derived from Mac and Book is glommed on to the end to tell you what kind of Mac you are getting. Now the suffix is definitive. To be consistent with the new scheme, the names for products should use the suffix to describe the product line. MacPro, MacMini, MacDesk, MacTower, MacServer, MacPod, and so on. But we still have iMac.
I'm used to the old method of using the prefix and the break feels clunky to me. Now that I've got that off my chest, I'm done overanalyzing this tiny little aspect of Apple's product line. I need to get working on saving some money so I can buy one of these things!