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So anyway, I've been a Mac Rumors forum member for around 7 months now and I've got a bit bored of seeing the same old threads every day so as a bit of a laugh I decided to come up with some News and Thread titles that you'd probably never see on Mac Rumors. Whether it be for reasons such as Apple never releasing a specific product or the Mac Rumors mods not allowing a particular thread, you get the idea!

Here's my list:

  • The Official We HATE Mac Rumors Thread
  • The Bill Gates Appreciation Thread
  • Waiting for my Mac Pro Mini to ship
  • Waiting for my Headless iMac to ship
  • Waiting for my Mac Mini Pro to ship
  • Best Buy order book reveals 13" MBP definitely coming this Tuesday
  • iPhone Socks being released in time for Christmas 2008
  • Anyone know how I can hack into Mac Rumors and give myself an avatar?
  • Revealed: Arn is disgruntled Microsoft employee
  • Official Mac Rumors Dating site unveiled
  • Rumor: Memory Card and Fingerprint readers coming to new MBP updates?
  • Apple places Asian order for NVIDIA Quad-SLI cards
  • Steve Jobs is my dad ...
  • Trying to create a Mac virus; any advice would be appreciated
  • FS/FT: Mac Rumors Moderators' Contact Details
  • MacRumoUrs.co.uk - UK English language edition released*
  • Internet Explorer becomes default Mac OS web browser**

I'd love to hear everyone else's suggestions, the funnier the better! Also, if you don't already know you can use LIST tags to display a list; more info here: Link

Cheers :D

* http://www.macrumours.co.uk actually redirects to Mac Rumors.
** Oh wait ... Link
 
Well someone has to say it: - PowerBook G5 officially shipping.

-Apple makes international pricing equal US pricing
 
• Apple ships new MacBook with usable amount of graphics power...
 
How about this....

"PowerBook G4 12" @ 4 years old and I still LOVE it as much if not more then the day I got it !"

And I have a new 20" iMac .... and everyone in the house still jumps on the powerbook as soon as they hear the lid close lol
 
:D

  • Teach me to dance like Steve Ballmer
  • Please Apple, the colors on your screens are *too* accurate
  • I fracked up my new Mac / iPod / iPhone by doing something stupid, and I recognize that it's my fault
 
Always glad to make you two giggle. ;)

Here're a couple more for you. :p

  • Thank you Apple for providing the latest graphics cards on your systems
  • Would anyone be willing to teach me proper grammar, sentence structure, and composition?
 
Some....

-Crysis on Mac 128k?

-FS/FT: G5 PB Prototype!

-I just got a MBA and I don't like it, but I'm not going to b*tch to you people!

-Microsoft Windows 1.0 coming back?

-DOS nerds switching to Abacuses in Droves

-The Official Happy with My Mac Thread

-Help me find Legal Torrents!
 
(Any MR front page news story with 0 negative ratings)

or

My Apple product is 99% perfect, and I am NOT going to return it because of that 1%
 
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