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Here's some more that came to me via spiritual intervention this morning:

  • Poll: Rate my Breasts (1 to 10)*
  • Scientific Fact: OMG Windoze $ucks and its users are GAY!!
  • Just cos I hate Black people doesn't make me racist...
  • Mac users admit to being pretentious, smug, pompous and snobbish
  • Cybergypsy gets banned from the Marketplace (for her own financial good)**
  • The Official +1 Thread
  • Apple admits wireless problems in Leopard and fixes them
  • Forum users stop substituing sarcasm and misfortune for irony
  • The "How quickly can we get this thread Wastelanded" Thread***

* For the empowerment of women, obviously.
** Out of complete coincedence, I've just realised that she has ACTUALLY been banned! Why? https://forums.macrumors.com/members/72913/
*** I just discovered the Wasteland forum today and it is HILARIOUS!



Would anyone be willing to teach me proper grammar, sentence structure, and composition?

Oh for the love of God, please! I'd take it one step further and make everyone take spelling, punctuation and grammar tests before being allowed to post. Failing that everyone should be required to read the following or at least have it as a sticky:
http://owl.english.purdue.edu/handouts/grammar/

My official sex tape (recorded on iSight)

Is that before or after the 1.3MP upgrade? If you accept PayPal, I may be interested ...

- Found the answers to all my questions by using the search feature! What a usefull tool!

One day, maybe not in our lifetimes, no one will ever start threads such as: "Glossy vs. Matte", "MB vs MBP" or "Does the Hi-Res MBP screen make text too small to read?" as they'll realise there's hundreds, if not thousands, already created that answer all their questions. One day.
 
"Just a thread to say that I'm in a healthy relationship and need no dating advice"

"Wal-Mart turns out not to be the Great Satan after all"
 
  • David Watanabe just refunded me, what a nice dev
  • I'm an audiophile, and the new iPod headphones are perfect
  • MS Messenger Mac now feature-equal with the Windows version
 
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