@ Jared....
Thank you. This was fun. You have a beautiful wife, and I wish you all the best in your marriage. And you deserve a wonderful life, because you have taken our teasing in great humour and not taken it seriously.
I am happy to continue teasing you, if you want, but I wanted you to know that if we were in the same bar I would happily buy you (and your wife) a drink. Or three.
May I suggest, from one internetz friend to another, that you - perhaps - just, um, read for awhile and not post. At least not about personal stuff. You are in a shark's tank here... and it is only a matter of time before someone asks "How many dimples did she get pierced?"
Oh cr*p.... I guess that would be me. Did I say that out loud? Don't feel obligated to answer... I'm sure I'll forget all about this tomorrow.