Make Another Ordinary Photo Ridiculous with a Caption

[browserman]

Thiank up a caption - as ridiculous as possible.

 

[DCKiwi]

Your rocket shoes, Mr. Bond.

 

[KingSleaze]

my shoes have just been outsourced.

 

[superninjagoat]

Yes, I'd like to return these executive Jesus shoes. They appear to be deffective. As you can see, they appear to sink in water ...

 

[superninjagoat]

I'm trying to teach my cat to **** in my shoes.

 

[superninjagoat]

Yeah, Bob just burst into flames. This is all that's left ...

 

[superninjagoat]

What the hell and I supposed to do with these? I already have a pair.

 

[superninjagoat]

two words: airport security.

... I have to stop now.

 

[Sun Baked]

This proves even corporate management can qualify for the stinky feet competition.

 

[GrannySmith_G5]

No sir, YOU don't understand- this IS my stool sample.

 

[superninjagoat]

The other guys at the office kept hazing frank. But the shoe prank went just a tad too far, and was he ever pissed.

 

[Thomas Veil]

"Now the next step in your Mafia training, gentlemen, is to pour in the cement."

 

[Raid]

Thiank up a caption - as ridiculous as possible.

No Frank!!! I said bring BOOZE for the office party!

 

[qubex]

Lawrence was not amused that someone from Accounts had glued his shoes into a plastic box. He presumed this was retaliation for the infamous goldfish last year. He accepted his fate with good grace.

 

[mjones4th]

Watson.... Its only a suspect if there are feet inside.

This is the first in our beach-ready wingtip line.

If the shoe fits, steal it, wear it, and return it for a refund.

Do I look like I like them?

I'm... too sexy for my shoes...

Spit shine? How barbaric.

Are you ready for the second course?

Now you can have dishpan feet too!

I'm cultivating toe-cheese samples.

I said Jordan's, you numbskull!

This is your feet on drugs.

Cows, can eat 'em, can't walk without 'em.

My dear sir, I'm a dishwasher.

Our new line of designer waterproof shoe-boxes!

 

[Doctor Q]

It's a lousy cafeteria, but I was hungry and they only had two left, so I took them both.

 

[Chip NoVaMac]

Are these the WMD that you have been looking for?

 

[Mudbug]

Housing projects for old ladies with numerous children. Now available in a deluxe Executive model

 

[superninjagoat]

Your uncle, the Wicked Warlock of the Northeast died. He would have wanted you to have these.

 

[michaelrjohnson]

It's simple, really. We just put these in a 375 degree oven for 45 minutes.

Coming up next on "Cooking with Suits"...

 

[Chip NoVaMac]

While Martha's away, i'll be filling in. Today we will make filet of sole.

 

[ecche]

'Right, Ms Carshalton, would you please bring Mr Jobs his kick-in the-***-boots? Some fool here has mistakenly published our top secret new gadget on our website again.'

 

[bella]

Please sir, can I have some more..

 

[ToastCabbit]

Table for three, please.

 

[superninjagoat]

forget the shoes. You ought to see where he keeps his underwear.