Make Another Ordinary Photo Ridiculous with a Caption

[superninjagoat]

D.E.A. agent #1: I'm taking these shoes into evidence.
D.E.A. agent #2: Jim, they're just shoes.
D.E.A. agent #1: Yes, but they're laced!

 

[Horrortaxi]

Just tell him how strong he is. He thinks he's lifting his invisible friend--he does it all the time. Don't confront him or he'll flip!

 

[PismoGuy]

Where's my bonus!

I asked for staplers... not paper weights!

New Company policy: all employees must deposit footwear at beginning of shift... to ensure that they won't leave early.

It is inevitable.... my boss will kick my *** when he finds out what I did to his presentation... all I can do is ease my pain.

Send me in.... I am ready to negotiate. (few seconds later) ... We got the deal.