Make fun of vehicles

[dotdotdot]

This is not AntiMac, its making fun of Windows...

...made it in like 2 minutes

...it has to kind of do w/ cars - they are both the same Chevy (from different years, the big one being like OSX tiger and the little one being like Windows Longhorn)

 

[brap]

anyone notice the dell bmw running smoothly along?

IIRC, the Dell BMW won! Think the Audi did quite well, too. These guys were fighting for first place when 'it' happened.

btw, how the **** did he get up there

Lift off? Not enough downforce + a bumpy road. I believe the incident started at the crest of the ridge you see in the background. Best. Le Mans. Ever.

 

[puckhead193]

not making fun of vehicles but more why certain people shouldn't drive...

snow tow
redneck surfing
bubb-rubb

 

[.dan]

Actually only the car and the 1st crane are real, the photos of the second crane tipping into the water are photoshop jobs. But really, even the first crane was pretty funny...

and bad Photoshop jobs at that. Full photo sequence can be found here for anyone who hasn't seen it (last image is fake though).

I think the NAO Designs Badonkadonk is hilarious, you don't even need to use Photoshop to make it look funny.

 

[4409723]

No photoshopping required:

 

[.dan]

more wrecked H2s here

 

[iGary]

Windoze users and their rides:

 

[dsharits]

Ugliest cars currently in production, in no particular order:

2005 Mustang.
Dodge Magnum, new design. Lowrider gangsta minivan?
Newer Thunderbird
Pontiac Aztec
Hummer H1, H2, H-whatever
Nissan Murano
Chrysler 300C. Forget the "no particular order", this one takes the prize.

Now if anyone could photoshop a 300C...

How did the Mustang make the list? The others need to be on there, but the '05 Mustang is beautiful.

Daniel

 

[MacPhreak]

Ugliest cars currently in production, in no particular order:

2005 Mustang.
Dodge Magnum, new design. Lowrider gangsta minivan?
Newer Thunderbird
Pontiac Aztec
Hummer H1, H2, H-whatever
Nissan Murano
Chrysler 300C. Forget the "no particular order", this one takes the prize.

Now if anyone could photoshop a 300C...

I'll have to disagree with you on a couple of these. The Mustang and Thunderbird are gorgeous cars. Very tastefully updated versions of the originals.

The Magnum looks very slick. People were chopping and lowering the last Caprice wagons with 350 V8's a few years ago, the Magnum comes that way, and with a Hemi, to boot.

 

[puckhead193]

Windoze users and their rides:

Where can i get those neon green pants, they look "phat yo"

 

[Eastend]

Hmn. The Porsche SUV is one of...maybe 3 SUV that I think are actually cool.

It is a bit...shiny...but the thing can hang with a Range Rover in off-roading...the vertical suspension travel distance in 4wd low is something like 3 feet per wheel! The 4WD will put 95% or more of the torque to any ONE wheel if it detects the need. It's much more capable than the Tahoe-based H2.

It also happens to be capable of 170 mph in Turbo form. It's faster than most "sports" cars even though it weighs something like 3 tons.

The only problem is that you wouldn't want to scratch it. And you get 10 mpg or something stupidly low.

Obscene? yes. Too much? yes. Posing? Not on your life.

Yeah, a retired friend of mine just bought one, it is nice. It cost twice what my Benz CLK 320 cost and it did not even come with navigation system installed. It is only for someone who does not think too hard about spending over a years salary of an average stock brooker. Cost the same as an average Americans home.

Brian

 

[Daveway]

Ugliest cars currently in production, in no particular order:

2005 Mustang.
Dodge Magnum, new design. Lowrider gangsta minivan?
Newer Thunderbird
Pontiac Aztec
Hummer H1, H2, H-whatever
Nissan Murano
Chrysler 300C. Forget the "no particular order", this one takes the prize.

Now if anyone could photoshop a 300C...

You should take out the mustang-murano and add the two Scions.

 

[yg17]

How did the Mustang make the list? The others need to be on there, but the '05 Mustang is beautiful.

Daniel

no, IMO, the 05 mustang is hideous. Deserves to be on that list along with every other bland Ford

 

[iGary]

The new Mustang is *yack*.

 

[Xtremehkr]

Car number 2 is so well geared to the eco-freaks it's surprising that it still lacks a built-in bong.

On the same note, all the H2 is missing is a penis pump in the drivers seat.

 

[dsharits]

no, IMO, the 05 mustang is hideous. Deserves to be on that list along with every other bland Ford

I disagree. Maybe it's because I love the looks of the classic Mustangs, especially the 67's, and this is a retro design, but I like the new design.

 

[wkw]

The new Mustang is *yack*.

what he said.. the inside is even worse, I sat in one and was barely able to keep from hurling all over the steering wheel.

 

[EJBasile]

On the same note, all the H2 is missing is a penis pump in the drivers seat.

Research shows the size of the male reproductive organ is unrealated to the car they drive.

 

[EJBasile]

what he said.. the inside is even worse, I sat in one and was barely able to keep from hurling all over the steering wheel.

Duh cause its a ford.

Seriously, if your going to buy a sports car, except for the corvettes and old old mustangs, buy a foreign one.

 

[Xtremehkr]

Research shows the size of the male reproductive organ is unrealated to the car they drive.

The research was conducted by the same company that determined Prius drivers are stoners.

 

[xsedrinam]

Research shows the size of the male reproductive organ is unrealated to the car they drive.

Hmm...maybe, maybe not.

X

 

[TEG]

Ugliest cars currently in production, in no particular order:

2005 Mustang.
Dodge Magnum, new design. Lowrider gangsta minivan?
Newer Thunderbird
Pontiac Aztec
Hummer H1, H2, H-whatever
Nissan Murano
Chrysler 300C. Forget the "no particular order", this one takes the prize.

Now if anyone could photoshop a 300C...

Reeeaally

Even though I HATE FORD, I must admit that the new Mustang is nice looking. I'd never own one, but I can't fault the design.
The H-2, H-2T, and new H3, are no worse than existing GM vehicles, infact the H-2 is actually more efficient that the Suburban, on which the vehicle is based.


My List of Ugly Cars (Still in Production):

Nissan Murano (And its Infiniti Cousin)
*New* Ford F-150
Dodge Viper
Saturn L-Series
Scion xA, xB
Volkswagon Toureg
The Porshe SUV
Ford Thunderbird (This is its last year)
Pontiac Sunfire (Since 2003)
Dodge Ram
Dodge Magnum (And its Chrysler Cousin)
Chrysler 300C
Honda Insight
Ford Five Hundred
Chevrolet Aveo (Actually a Daewoo)
All Lincoln Cars/Trucks/SUVs
Hummer H-1
Volkswagon Eurovan (Actually Driving one right now)
Chrysler Crossfire
Chrysler Pacifica

According to Wil Wheaton: Pontiac GTO (I personally love the GTO)

TEG

 

[easymac800g4]

Reeeaally

Even though I HATE FORD, I must admit that the new Mustang is nice looking. I'd never own one, but I can't fault the design.
The H-2, H-2T, and new H3, are no worse than existing GM vehicles, infact the H-2 is actually more efficient that the Suburban, on which the vehicle is based.


My List of Ugly Cars (Still in Production):

Nissan Murano (And its Infiniti Cousin)
*New* Ford F-150
Dodge Viper
Saturn L-Series
Scion xA, xB
Volkswagon Toureg
The Porshe SUV
Ford Thunderbird (This is its last year)
Pontiac Sunfire (Since 2003)
Dodge Ram
Dodge Magnum (And its Chrysler Cousin)
Chrysler 300C
Honda Insight
Ford Five Hundred
Chevrolet Aveo (Actually a Daewoo)
All Lincoln Cars/Trucks/SUVs
Hummer H-1
Volkswagon Eurovan (Actually Driving one right now)
Chrysler Crossfire
Chrysler Pacifica

According to Wil Wheaton: Pontiac GTO (I personally love the GTO)

TEG

are there any that you do like?

 

[ddtlm]

I must say, I'm impressed by some people's frothy hatred for the H2. Though mechanically equivilent to vehicles that have been on the market for decades, it gets about 95% of the abuse aimed at it's category.

 

[krossfyter]

Duh cause its a ford.

Seriously, if your going to buy a sports car, except for the corvettes and old old mustangs, buy a foreign one.

ditto.