If you buy now, you can get a free ($100) printer, a free ($200) iPod, $110 off Apple care...
Applecare is always less for students; the $110 off for students is not a rebate, it's simply the price on it. As for the printer, that too is around most of the time. The OP would get about $200 worth of stuff now, and have to pay about $69 more later. Still worth it in my opinion. Otherwise, I enjoyed your reasoning as to why the OP should buy now. In fact, I used it myself to justify my mbp purchase in early June