Then we're in the same boat, and I can't think of anything except a backpack (which we carry around all the time anyway).
If you can think of something better, I'd love to know.
I am going to hire a little person with white gloves to carry it behind me until I snap to them to provide me a proper viewing angle and access.
I will have a family member hidden away in a secret location with two guards. The location will be nice, and food and entertainment plentiful. I am not a madman.
If the little person drops the device or in any way is in possession of it when it is damaged, their relative will be dealt with in an appropriate manner.
Good thing I decided not to spend the time photoshopping a picture exactly like that.
EDIT: Yes, your post definitely wins.
Do a search for Man Purse... I think there are currently 3 otherthreads talking about the same thing.
Its not a man purse. Its a satchel. Indiana Jones had one.
- Alan from the Hangover
^^^ I'm not a guy but I think that's kind of cool. Take it off before you hug me though.
EDIT: Oooh, I just saw that you can control devices through the vest material! Even cooler. What will you do in the summer is the question...
One reason I got an iPad was so I could stop lugging my heavy, bulky laptop bag with me to work every day. Instead I could keep the laptop at work and use the iPad on the road. But then I realized my newer, sleeker, smaller bag would resemble... a purse! So now I'm quite conflicted. I was thinking of how to "man up" my iPurse. I was thinking if it were covered in bloody barbs, hooks, and spikes it would look tougher and more masculine. Perhaps I could get a shoulder strap made of barbed wire. Other suggestions?