Look, the point I've made over and over again has been that your dual purpose laptop sorta tablet is really just a laptop with minimal functioning as a touch based tablet.
And I've said that Photoshop is probably the only realistic use of a touch based legacy program that could completely ditch a keyboard, but I've worked with a lot of designers and they're not going to do any kind of serious work on a 10" tablet, correcting images or doing any significant photo retouching or creative work. Not to mention, when you're talking photo work, it's hugely taxing to the gpu and you're just not going to have the firepower needed in a W8 tablet to do this. I call it a red herring on your part.
You must have one heck of a giant usb hub to use all 425 million devices, including the 100 million mice and 100 million keyboards you have.
So, the W8 laptops, I mean tablets..., can run legacy programs using mouse and keyboard. That makes them a laptop. What programs will actually be usable with any kind of touch interface? Please explain to me how you can take a program written to be driven by keyboard and mouse and make it workable holding the tablet and inputting using your fingers. It's not possible, is it. Not in any way that makes sense at least. That's MS's bs - selling you on something that isn't even a usable attribute.
And because they've tried to make sure one use, the laptop mode, works they've then made compromises on having the tablet mode work optimally. Right? I'm not blowing smoke that they've designed around using this tablet mostly in landscape mode, even to the point (in MS's models at least) of using sub-pixels that can only increase perceived font sharpness in landscape mode, not portrait mode. Is that not a compromise?
And the need for two different versions of IE? And two versions that don't communicate together? Do you think they did that to give you more for the money?
You want and you seem to need a thin and light laptop that you can disconnect the keyboard from (at times and then you need to keep that somewhere, which of course is another compromise, but I digress) and that's great. I'm glad you can run legacy programs, since that really seems to be the only thing you want to do.
Wait I'm seriously confused. "Minimal functioning as a touch based tablet" just seems so far from reality I'm tempted to call trolling, except you honestly seem more intelligent than that. What is minimal about it? It does EVERYTHING that an ipad does, if you mean that the ipad is ALSO minimal functioning as a touch based tablet then ok that's fine, otherwise you are distancing yourself rapidly from reality.
Photoshop I don't disagree with you, but by the same token you are not going to do serious photoshop work on any halfway portable laptop, what's your point? With win8 you have the choice of using photoshop, you can naysay that choice, but I'd rather have choice than not have choice. Same for every other legacy windows program, something people have been accustomed to for what 30 years? As for red herring ... Survey says eeeeeeehhhh. Photoshop runs smoothly on the atom based win8 tablet I used, if you don't believe me there are reviews which note the same. Yep, I can be on the subway and pull out my 1024 level pressure sensitive Wacom stylus and work in full blown photoshop and yea I can get work done but I'm not a graphic designer.
No one said I had 425 million USB devices, duh? BUT I have the choice to use 425 million UsB devices, remind me again how many USB devices the ipad has the choice of using? Thought so.
As for legacy programs being on a touch tablet I have 2 answers, the same answers I've given you 20 times. 1: you can hook up a mouse and keyboard, you seem to take offense that I can use my win8 tablet as a laptop, I have no idea why. 2: it's VERY easy to use desktop legacy programs with touch, you can teach a monkey some pretty complicated things I'm sure I could teach you how to use a touch tablet as well. Sorry, this was probably the most confusing of your diatribes. MS isn't even selling consumers on that.
As for landscape mode, once again I won't argue with that, I'm certainly not in love with their portrait mode. But firstly the wide landscape mode is MUCH better for computing, so there is a give and take in functionality, especially when you consider having multiple windows open. As for the fonts I notice zero difference in portrait mode, but I'll let those with a magnifying glass chime in. You are seriously grasping at straws if that's all you can come up with as a shortcoming.
2 versions of IE is completely stupid, won't argue there.
Sure I want a tablet AND a laptop, I don't understand why you want to dictate how I use it? It does both functions with NO compromise beyond an ipad and a 11" MacBook Air, which is exactly what I replaced, in fact the synergy gives me more than the 2 separate devices ever did. Compromise came more when I had the 2 devices.
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A device that can be both full laptop and a tablet may be an ideal, but what Apple did was prove that a tablet device doesn't need to do everything that a laptop can do in order to have a place in our lives.
And if Win8 devices are really fully functional TODAY, why are you typing this on an iPad mini? If laptop/tablet hybrids are as great as you are saying they are, wouldn't you be using a hybrid instead of a mini?
And I imagine you'll probably say something about how, in certain circumstances, the mini's size and portability makes it a more convenient device than the hybrids, which I think can't get as small as a mini, because if they do they'd be too small to function as a laptop. In which case, we are back to the consumer carrying two devices -- but now it's a hybrid + mini, whereas before it was laptop + full-size iPad. Overall reduction in size and weight, but still carrying two devices.
And I think that's how it will be in the foreseeable future. Most of us will keep walking around with three devices -- smartphone, tablet, and a notebook. Win8 might turn the notebook into a laptop/tablet hybrid, and for some of us the tablet might be an e-ink reader. But the "need" for a middle device between the laptop and smartphone isn't going away -- it's the device we relax with, and do light productivity tasks with. And full desktop OS is overkill for such a device.
I agree, the dumb tablets like the iPads will probably always have a place for those who need extreme simplicity, but many of us do need a full OS.
I'm using an ipad mini because it fits in my pocket and I'm out and about. If MS made a 7.9" win8 tablet you can bet the mini would be on Craigslist immediately. I don't disagree with you, currently win8 would never work on a 7.9 tablet, maybe in the future when they fix metro, but not right now.
But I highly disagree with converging devices, there is no reason you can't combine your laptop and tablet into one device. There will be many form factors and sizes to satisfy most hardware needs. We went backwards in some ways with the iPads by being required to carry yet another device, win8 brings us back to a point where we can carry one device instead of 2. That's the beauty of win8, if you don't need the desktop you can turn it right into a dumb tablet via Metro and not even know desktop exists, simple but profound.