My iPhone tried to kill me

[Gonzlobo]

You must have some slender girlie fingers...

..like the guy in the original promo pictures...

 

[otis123]

mine and my sisters aren't sharp at all, you could of just got a bad one, anything thats first off the line has defects.

 

[someguy]

I think Apple is out to maim its customers. I blame Ive. Sure, the designs are pretty. They're also deadly, and I wish more people would mention this.

Please be kidding.

 

[devilot]

Please be kidding.

It's okay. Sometimes my sarcasm detector doesn't function quite right, either. It helps if you're familiar w/ jsw's posting style.

 

[zap2]

It's okay. Sometimes my sarcasm detector doesn't function quite right, either. .

Hate when that happens...a quick restart normally does the trick for me.

 

[megfilmworks]

the headphone jack is rather crisp

Crisp is a good description.

 

[Zwhaler]

Wirelessly posted (LGE-VX9900/1.0 UP.Browser/6.2.3.2 (GUI) MMP/2.0)

i havent been able to hold an iphone yet but ill make sure to check that out. Hope it heals ok!

 

[macaddicted]

let us know how the lawsuit turns out.

 

[dadsp33k]

If you're naked, how can the iPhone be in your pocket?

good question...

 

[hexonxonx]

If you're naked, how can the iPhone be in your pocket?

Ok I get it now, He's naked and the only stitch of clothing that he managed to save from the herd of people attacking him to take his iPhone, was the pocket that his iPhone was left in.

 

[The Stig]

If Apple keeps trying to kill all over their users it isn't going to help them out with their market share. You can't have good market share with dead users

The Stig

 

[whooleytoo]

I always knew the iPhone was evil.

A phone which is taking users' fingers off, one by one.
A phone with one button.

Coincidence? I think not!

 

[JMax1]

the iPhone really is the smartphone killer

 

[dernhelm]

Crisp is a good description.

Man I HATE that word. Most overused adjective in the English language.

i havent been able to hold an iphone yet but ill make sure to check that out. Hope it heals ok!

I just got to play with one this last Saturday (a new Apple store opened just down the road from me). Come to think of it, I'm almost certain this thing tried to hermetically attach itself to my hand as I was using it...

 

[mallocip]

Which was more painful....

I would think that it was more painful having a pocket sewn to your naked body than just slicing your finger on the headphone jack....unless you are a kangaroo.

 

[MovieCutter]

We're still talking about this? It's obviously an overreaction or a cry for attention. Post pics!

 

[xUKHCx]

I always knew the iPhone was evil.

A phone which is taking users' fingers off, one by one.
A phone with one button.

Coincidence? I think not!

I think you have worked out the master plan of the iPhone. Wonder if the iPhone is Three-Laws compliant.

 

[shunpike]

i think he meant that the iPhone was naked (no cover) if he was then i would doubt his sanity pockest and nakedness don't mix well... i can prove it i have scars!