My MacBook pizza heater

[UMHurricanes34]

hey, a $1300 pizza warmer.




afaik there's more heat beneath the laptop, ...snip argument...

anyway - a laptop is not made exclusively to heat pizzas...

....Exactly. That's why you turn it upside down and put the pizza on top of it. Ya got your own Apple iStove.

 

[PowerFullMac]

Control+C (not command)

You can also just use command+Q and click close and it quits terminal along with the process running within it.

 

[Iscariot]

Wow...

That reminds me vaguely of how you're supposed to make your kids bake cookies in the car in the summer to show them how hot it gets and to stay out of the car so they don't bake.

You bake the COOKIES in the car?

No wonder social services is after me...

 

[iAlan]

<SNIP> Would make greasy marks appear on my pants <SNIP>

Now, that could be a bit embarrassing to explain....

Anyway, I don't eat pizza that often, do you think a MacBook could warm a bagel? How about a panini? Should I put the panini between the keyboard and screen and close it? I would get nice little square key shaped cook lines that way!

Or better still waffles....the keys would make the perfect waffle marks...

 

[iSamurai]

Anyway, I don't eat pizza that often, do you think a MacBook could warm a bagel? How about a panini? Should I put the panini between the keyboard and screen and close it? I would get nice little square key shaped cook lines that way!

Or better still waffles....the keys would make the perfect waffle marks...

you have just made my day rofl

 

[bc008]

you have just made my day rofl

or do you mean

you have just made my day waffle

LOL! I have too much time on my hands

 

[iSamurai]

or do you mean
LOL! I have too much time on my hands

k, you have just ruined it. na