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My open letter back to Steve.
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I'll re-write that for you:
Dear Mr. Jobs,
While you have been gracious enough to refund $100, even though I originally accepted $599 as the price for my iPhone, I want more. Give me more money. If you don't, I'll ask random people to give me money, even though I don't actually NEED it for any particular cause.
Thankyou for your time.
Lee Rahn
aka
Scrooge
Dear Mr. Jobs,
While you have been gracious enough to refund $100, even though I originally accepted $599 as the price for my iPhone, I want more. Give me more money. If you don't, I'll ask random people to give me money, even though I don't actually NEED it for any particular cause.
Thankyou for your time.
Lee Rahn
aka
ScroogeDear Steve,
My name is Twinkie, and you probably know me from the Internet, where I am a famous poster on many sites. One of them is Mac Rumors Dot Com, and I have it on good authority that you like to spend time there to relax with friends.
Anyway, I didn't get a chance to have breakfast today, because I was busy daydreaming about what I might do with $100 to spend at the Apple Store. Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself, Steve.
You see, I forgot to mention that I am not only someone from "Cyberspace", but I'm also a very generous person. Not to put too fine a point on it, but I was actually daydreaming about how I could make your generous offer of $100 work for those less fortunate. That's when I realized that it would be better for you to miss your breakfast.
You might be asking "If Twinkie is so generous and philanthropic, why did he spend $600 on a phone, instead of donating it to one of many worthwhile causes?"
Steve, don't worry your genius mind. What's important here, is that you're not doing enough for my favorite charities, and it is high time you've made amends.
What's it going to be, Steve? Lunch is getting cold, and I demand answers now. Please don't underestimate how important I am on the Internet.
Warm regards,
Twinkie
My name is Twinkie, and you probably know me from the Internet, where I am a famous poster on many sites. One of them is Mac Rumors Dot Com, and I have it on good authority that you like to spend time there to relax with friends.
Anyway, I didn't get a chance to have breakfast today, because I was busy daydreaming about what I might do with $100 to spend at the Apple Store. Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself, Steve.
You see, I forgot to mention that I am not only someone from "Cyberspace", but I'm also a very generous person. Not to put too fine a point on it, but I was actually daydreaming about how I could make your generous offer of $100 work for those less fortunate. That's when I realized that it would be better for you to miss your breakfast.
You might be asking "If Twinkie is so generous and philanthropic, why did he spend $600 on a phone, instead of donating it to one of many worthwhile causes?"
Steve, don't worry your genius mind. What's important here, is that you're not doing enough for my favorite charities, and it is high time you've made amends.
What's it going to be, Steve? Lunch is getting cold, and I demand answers now. Please don't underestimate how important I am on the Internet.
Warm regards,
Twinkie
