I had an iMac, bought from the refurb store, that would go psycho from time to time. And I mean psycho. A shredded screen, sometimes half, sometimes the other half, sometimes the whole screen. It would occasionally just seize, and once or twice, in my career with it, it spontaneously shutdown.
Had Apple Care. Took it to the Apple Store. The 'genius' couldn't get it to freakout, until the last second of being plugged in on their counter, and it threw a monumental snit of colors and shreds and just downright awesomeness. The genius was impressed. He immediately unplugged it, and shuffled off to the backroom to 'run diagnostics'.
Nearly an hour later, he came out looking rather odd. 'Well, we've run diagnostics, and they are showing a list of issues, but then showing nothing. (Stick with me for a minute, getting to the good part) And they offered me a choice. I could either leave it there, and they would try to fix it, with no guarantees, likely ending up replacing everything inside the case, or I could accept a brand new OOB one. Well, it was bought refurb, so I was surprised to get that choice. What do you think I was going to say. I walked out with the new one.
Then the fight over Apple Care started. They 'couldn't refund the old Apple Care there'. I had to call a phone number, and get the process rolling. 'Shouldn't take more than a few minutes'. No, they couldn't transfer the Apple Care I had to the new one. Hmm... I called the number on the way back. 'We are having a problem finding your agreement'. Okay, well I did just return the iMac covered by this, is that the problem? 'No'. Well, what do I do? 'Call back in a few hours, and we can look into it again'. Okay...
A couple of hours later: 'We are having a system issue, and no one is able to refund Apple Care at this point. Can you call back tomorrow?' Sure...
Next day: 'We are having a glitch. I can't find your Apple Care. Oh, wait, there it is. The system isn't letting me refund it. Hmm. Can you call back? My manager said that it's a system glitch'. Sure...
Next day: 'I can't find your Apple Care agreement. Are you sure it hasn't been refunded already?' I haven't gotten confirmation. 'That's odd. Hmm, let me look into this further'. Okay... 'Oops, my system just crashed. Can you call back?' Sure...
Next day: 'I think this has been refunded already'. Uh, nope... 'I can't find it in the system. Oh, there it is. Hmm, I'm getting an error trying to cancel it. Can you call back?' Sure...
I emailed 'steve', and got a call from 'Apple Executive Relations'. The person was very officious, and found my agreement, cancelled it, and issued the refund, and I got the notice of a 'pending cancellation' almost immediately, and a followup notice that it had been refunded to my credit card. Totally painless, and really quick. It left me wondering what the deal was with the other attempts to get this done... Weird... Happy days, but strange...