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Consultant

macrumors G5
Original poster
Jun 27, 2007
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Well thought I would check to see whether the ESPN Unicorn Hack is still working, but got something else good instead..

Saw new Apple online Ad. "PC. Easy As 1-2 3".
Well it's not exactly 1, 2, 3. It's one to twenty-three. =)

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jbrenn

macrumors 6502a
Aug 27, 2008
638
0
PC. Easy as 1-23
1. Remove unneeded bloatware
2. Configure security settings
3. Download and install OS security patches
4. Restart
5. Download / install extra security programs
6. Restart
7. Download / install drivers for peripherals
8. Restart
9. Remove optional Windows components
10. Update new virus list
11. Run full system virus scan
12. Update new malware list
13. Run full system malware scan
14. Download / install application updates
15. Restart
16. Clean out system registry
17. Repair corupt system registry
18. Defragment hard drive
19. Free up disk space
20. Scan disk for errors
21. Run system file checker
22. Read online instruction manual
23. Cross fingers
there should be another reboot after remove bloatware
 

gkarris

macrumors G3
Dec 31, 2004
8,301
1,061
"No escape from Reality...”
PC. Easy as 1-23
1. Remove unneeded bloatware
2. Configure security settings
3. Download and install OS security patches
4. Restart
5. Download / install extra security programs
6. Restart
7. Download / install drivers for peripherals
8. Restart
9. Remove optional Windows components
10. Update new virus list
11. Run full system virus scan
12. Update new malware list
13. Run full system malware scan
14. Download / install application updates
15. Restart
16. Clean out system registry
17. Repair corupt system registry
18. Defragment hard drive
19. Free up disk space
20. Scan disk for errors
21. Run system file checker
22. Read online instruction manual
23. Cross fingers
there should be another reboot after remove bloatware

above + Dell Computers = Job Security... ;)
 

Melrose

Suspended
Dec 12, 2007
7,806
399
Dang. Wish i could have seen that for myself.. ah well. They show up on CNN often enough.
 

Pika

macrumors 68000
Oct 5, 2008
1,759
0
Japan
The ads represent the flaws of the PC. Microsoft wasted millions of dollars on the Ads of Seinfield and failed when they couldve used that money to fix vista. The ads of Apple are low-budgeted with only 2 people and actually work.
 

liptonlover

macrumors 6502a
Mar 13, 2008
989
0
I love Apple's banner ads... way better than the stupid ones like that one that went around awhile ago that went HELLOOOOOOO!!! in an obnoxious voice. In fact I enjoy some Apple banner ads more than some of their TV ads!
 

PeterQC

macrumors 6502a
Jun 30, 2008
727
0
Having to reinstall Windows XP every 30 days because of Microsoft flawed activation system (I've got a legit copy and it refuse to activate!), I completely agree with the ads... It's a chore to make a fresh install and download back all the apps I need when some of thems weight at least 4GB (games over steam).
 

sjjordan

macrumors 6502
Jun 10, 2003
296
1
United States
Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 2_2_1 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/525.18.1 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/3.1.1 Mobile/5H11 Safari/525.20)

Just call microsoft. They'll give you an activation code over the phone.
 
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