Moral of the story? Just lie to get whatever you want.
OP, just go to store and check with the technicians. If they don't do an exchange, ask manager and tell him/her politely it's bothering you (if it is). Don't go around dropping lies to get whatever you want - it's a reflection of your personality. -_-
No, moral of the story is that you're paying $1300 for a c2d and you should get a laptop to your satisfaction. Get off your high horse and join the real world. You really think that the OP should run around to all these stores to exchange something that should have been caught at QA just because it's "within spec" according to apple? Stop going around judging people on a internet forum and think that you're some moral authority on something that has nothing to do with anyone's personality because of a manufacturer defect.
So the moral of the story is go somewhere else and enforce your "judgements", this is a computer forum.