One majorly important feature is missing...

[Aduntu]

Using a public restroom without touching a single thing with your bare hand is not difficult to do. I bet I get less germs on my iPad in the restroom than I do at my desk.

 

[applesupergeek]

Considering it doesn't support flash, and most porn sites use flash nowadays, it wont be much use in the bathroom

What do you jack off in a public bathroom? I have probably done it once in all these years...