Tell me you're trolling. Clovertown just came out, and there's no mobile variant in existance or planning atm. Fitting two Core 2 Duos into a 12" MacBook Pro would be difficult to say the least, especially considering one of the possible reasons cited for the integrated GPU in the 13.3" MacBook is lack of space.
It's probably just maintinence, as it was going extremely slow (albeit working with a refresh or two) a few minutes ago before the down page appeared.
this post may have been better if you'd stopped it after "tell me you're trolling".
his post was akin to "powerbook g5 next tuesday"