P**** Mightier

[Apple Hobo]

are they available at pen island? http://www.penisland.net/

Whether you're looking for a long and skinny pen, a thick pen, a fountain pen that squirts ink, or even a black pen, we have just the one for you.

Wow...

 

[sjpetry]

Transcript

Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.

Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.

Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?

Alex Trebek: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.

Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.

Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!

Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Penis Mightiers?

Alex Trebek: No! No, I'm not.

Sean Connery: Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!

 

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Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.

Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.

Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?

Alex Trebek: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.

Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.

Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!

Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Penis Mightiers?

Alex Trebek: No! No, I'm not.

Sean Connery: Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!

And you ALWAYS have (or used to anyway) Norm McDonald going "Uh, yea, the Penis mightier for a hundred"

 

[sjpetry]

And you ALWAYS have (or used to anyway) Norm McDonald going "Uh, yea, the Penis mightier for a hundred"

Thanks Dot i'm gonna use that in my sig.

 

[Mr. Anderson]

are they available at pen island? http://www.penisland.net/

you know at first I thought it was a joke, but its just too damn funny

Don't be fooled by those imposters at http://www.penisland.org, or http://www.pen-island.net, we're the real deal!

D

 

[topicolo]

heheh. I love how this this thread turned from crude to lewd

 

[Lau]

Since when was 'penis' censor material? 49% of the population have them.

I thought this when I saw the video on MTV for Goldie Lookin' Chain's "Your Mother's Got A Penis" and they bleeped it out. I think if they bleep that anatomical term, they should bleep them all:

Celine Dion's "My ***** Will Go On"
Radiohead's "My Iron ****"
Barenaked Ladies "******* vs *****"

Actually, that makes it funnier.