Some serious responses here. My initial post was more in jest. I'm not going to buy him one unless I need a 3G for some reason. Then, I will be passing this revolutionary educational device to my son (hopefully the wife will buy this). As far as my son carrying it around, I generally keep it out of his reach and put it on the coffee table if he wants to play with it. I've already warned him that I'll bust his ass if he scratches the screen or drops it.