Hey! HP has a new product! It's a new netbook, only better. Also a great profit generator for HP. How so?
They took the keyboard off. You can pay more for one as an accessory.
Then they eliminated any USB ports. You can pay more for a restricted one as an accessory.
Then they hobbled the web browser. No one needs all the web, in their opinion.
Then they took away normal network sharing and easy access to shared folders on your home network. You might find an app for that, although it could cost a few bucks.
They were going to put a webcam on it, but decided to withhold it so they could add it to next year's model and make you buy that one too. Then they made sure you couldn't add a normal clip-on USB webcam to it.
They stripped away the standard independence we expect from notebooks/netbooks from it. You'll still need to cable it to a real PC to add your existing content from.
They added an app or two so you could buy media off the web. Of course they are limited to only the content HP has. HP promises it will work well on this new HP though.
They didn't bother with all the default apps you might depend on if you have a basic netbook. You'll have to find them and download them yourself.
They restrict it in several other ways, although they know better than you and know it's the right thing to do.
For the privilege, they doubled their usual netbook price. Then they lowered the available memory in it. Don't worry, if you want larger capacity you can pay them $100 or $200 more. No buying the $500 model and adding your own memory via SD or USB add-on, or a built-in hard drive bay.
They eliminated standard printer driver support. Don't worry though, there might be an app or two or three for that.
In exchange, you get a 10 hour battery. Good thing as you can't swap it out on your own. They made it cute too. Plays on human attraction to cute things even if they aren't fully developed. Like puppies and babies.
The press are drooling all over it. There was even a bump in HP's stock price.
Fortunately the majority of the buying public sees right through the scam. Only a few hundred thousand HP faithful fell for it. HP will survive though. The HP addicts will gladly keep buying things from them.
Does anyone wonder why there are HP haters out there? I apologize if you're one of those HP fanatics and I offended you.