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I got the creeps last year when two vultures showed up in the yard. The wife looked out and commented 'Competing for dinner'. I looked at her, and she looked at me, and I said 'I'm sure you can find something else later in the day for dinner!'. I meant it to be funny. Honest... (Some people just can't take a joke?)

But I couldn't avoid that creepy feeling the rest of the day. Were they waiting for something? *gulp* 'I'm not dead! I want to go for a walk!'
 
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That is funny!!! love it!

I remember a friend talking about seeing a moose, and how they are just so cool, sedate almost. Then I saw one! :oops::oops::oops::oops:

First off, that guy was just calmly strolling by. He glanced (down) ant me, and just kept on going, totally appearing to ignore me. I mean, he stood like 20 feet tall! (Actually soethng like 8 feet, but still) And, yeah, he was just so chill. Like 'Hey guys, just passing through. Beautiful day, huh. Smells good, what's cooking? Well, gotta go. Got a 3pm tee time. Don't want to be late. Later dudes...'

I was stunned. Something that big. Walking. I could imagine being hit by a car would just piss it off. (I almost hit a cow in my car during high school. I'd strongly advise against it. Buy your meat at the store instead, but it was a funny story)
 
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I got the creeps last year when two vultures showed up in the yard. The wife looked out and commented 'Competing for dinner'. I looked at her, and she looked at me, and I said 'I'm sure you can find something else later in the day for dinner!'. I meant it to be funny. Honest... (Some people just can't take a joke?)

But I couldn't avoid that creepy feeling the rest of the day. Were they waiting for something? *gulp* 'I'm not dead! I want to go for a walk!'
"I'm not dead."
"'Ere, he says he's not dead."
[Monty Python and the Holy Grail]
 
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