In an udderly content mood.....
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Too funny. Years ago, I had a costume party, and two friends, totally uncoordinated, showed up in cow costumes. It was the most hysterical thing to see them first see each other. They both screamed, laughed, and rushed each other. Too funny...
One other guest was dressed as a nun, with a really long dildo hanging under his/her robes. He proceeded to spill nearly a whole bottle of red wine on the carpet, and pulled the sofa over it. The sad part is, we didn't figure it out until moving something like 5 years later. It was mentioned to someone who happened to be there that night, and they said he was 'going to tell you'. Yeah, nope. Oddly, the sofa worked better in that location so we never moved it. I just about laughed my butt off when I heard 'the rest of the story'. Too dang funny... If only we had moved the sofa... Or someone had admitted it...
It was also the last party we ever had. One guest showed up late, drunk, wearing a spiked dog collar and black trash bag (I couldn't figure it out either). Drank even more, and left for a 30 minute highway drive to another party! WTF!!! The liability exposure was massive! And we had to replace the carpet as we were moving out. GRRR!!! (Beware of 'equipped' nuns)
Some people make life so awesome, and others could make your life a total 1,000 alarm poop storm. *shrug*
But the two cows. That was pretty awesome! Like, what are the chances...