Windows Exodus
And Bill asked the people, saying, "Where do you want to go today?"
And the children replied: "Away from Redmond, for it is buggy here, and the Blue Screens of Death do make computing scary."
But Bill was not satisfied with their answer and set the children into the XP to wander.
But all was not lost, for while the children wandered, some of them began to wonder about the Old Ways, the Way of the Apple. And one by one, the children returned to the old ways until, at the end of the Windows era, great multitudes flocked to the Macintosh.
And Steve saw this and said, "It is good."
-- Ok, so it's a bit wishful thinking.
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