Photoshop: Steve's New Toys

[iLikeMyiMac]

The source pic quality isn't too good.

 

[Doctor Q]

Should it not read:

"As mentioned on ThinkSecret."

When Apple had the "As Seen" boxes manufactured, they expected Think Secret to post the photos that Apple purposely leaked to them in order to generate interest. But Think Secret didn't want to get in trouble so they didn't post the photos after all, leaving Apple looking silly with those boxes. Don't blame me; I only report the news.

 

[maya]

When Apple had the "As Seen" boxes manufactured, they expected Think Secret to post the photos that Apple purposely leaked to them in order to generate interest. But Think Secret didn't want to get in trouble so they didn't post the photos after all, leaving Apple looking silly with those boxes. Don't blame me; I only report the news.

Nice Quick cover.

 

[maya]

Oh dear, we're taking Photoshop-ing to new heights now!
(or new lows...)

jsw, post had inclined or shall I say declined towards that nature.

 

[emw]

Then you would see the back of Balmer's head.

I'm quite sure that's not what Stampyhead meant when he said "quick and dirty"...

BTW, thanks for the wonderful mental image there.

 

[emw]

My guestimated time until the one with the mini itself is transformed into Steve holding Balmer's head: approximately 30 minutes.

** waits, check link often **

Perhaps more appropriately he should be holding Nick Ciarelli's head, since I'm sure that's what Steve was wanting to do as he announced the Mac mini. I'll need to find a good pic.

 

[whocares]

Not very funny, but quite current:

 

[Dan H]

I should be studing for diplomas... but I just had to chime in.

My humble play on words, the iMach. iMac, iMach.... get it?

/daniel

 

[sjpetry]

I should be studing for diplomas... but I just had to chime in.

My humble play on words, the iMach. iMac, iMach.... get it?

/daniel

It is beautiful!

 

[homerjward]

 

[snkTab]

The footnote on apple.com is wrong

black sweater + black background = creepy disembodied floating head

 

[Toppa G's]

The footnote on apple.com is wrong

Ha! That's clever.
Just when I needed a hand...

EDIT: Decided to add one of my own:
I foresee...the ability to express one's digital life...it is called..iLife!
(Okay, so not that great. Better in my head, as usual)

 

[3Memos]

First it was the iPod, then the Mac, now the PowerBook....

 

[snkTab]

 

[mkrishnan]

Well, somebody beat me to my theme, and I am new to this, and, ahem, these are my GIMP skills thank you very much, but...

 

[roadapple]

-

 

[mkrishnan]

Too much caffeine tonight...

Here's another one:

 

[virividox]

Too much caffeine tonight...

Here's another one:

hahaah

 

[3Memos]

2 months later, at a Microsoft Developer's meeting, CTO Bill Gates intros the next media center PC...

 

[maya]

2 months later, at a Microsoft Developer's meeting, CTO Bill Gates intros the next media center PC...

hahahahahahha ROTFLMAO hahahahahaha

That would be true when LongHorn is released.

 

[mkrishnan]

2 months later, at a Microsoft Developer's meeting, CTO Bill Gates intros the next media center PC...

When asked about all the feline references in the suprisingly early release of Longhorn, Steve Balmer nonchallantly replied, "I've always been a cool cat. This software is just a reflection of my inner being."

 

[iMeowbot]

I don't know what it means either.

 

[dvdh]

MWSF: Apple releases the first of their new small kitchen appliance line: iToast. To begin shipping on Jan 22. Also rumored in the works are products with the names iNuke, iSteam, and iSuck, suggesting the extent of Apple's commitment to the home lifestyle market.

 

[emw]

MWSF: Apple releases the first of their new small kitchen appliance line: iToast. To begin shipping on Jan 22. Also rumored in the works are products with the names iNuke, iSteam, and iSuck, suggesting the extent of Apple's commitment to the home lifestyle market.

Nice. But what's the upgrade cost for a dual slice model? I'm assuming it's not user-installable.

 

[dvdh]

Nice. But what's the upgrade cost for a dual slice model? I'm assuming it's not user-installable.

Apple marketing research indicated that home users would have little interest in upgrading to a two slice model. However, for those who expect more performance from their toaster, Apple is rumored to be developing a new Pro line of tools. Industry insiders expect these products to include a two and four slice toaster, aptly named PowerToast 2 and PowerToast 4. These models are rumored to be Apple's first offerings in the yet to be unveiled Apple CulinaryPro line. Expected release is sometime in the early second half of 2005.

Below is an artist's rendition of the new products could look like.