Portability of 15" MBP???

[Daveway]

There are no Jews in my family we are all atheist so I guess I'll be okay.

Sarcasm?

Jew ~ Jewels ~ umm... balls😱

 

[Bern]

Sarcasm?

Jew ~ Jewels ~ umm... balls😱

I hope you're not being racist? 🙁

 

[Tom B.]

I hope you're not being racist? 🙁

No no no, the person that originally said 'Family Jew' surely meant 'Family Jewels'. Check Urban Dictionary for its meaning.

No one here is being racist. And I desperately hope you weren't being sarcastic and I've just fallen for your joke.

 

[drumforfun19]

wait... I'm part jewish, so does that mean I shouldn't put my laptop on my lap?

 

[Planner Dude]

wait... I'm part jewish, so does that mean I shouldn't put my laptop on my lap?

I think it's safe to say you can put part of it on your lap, whichever part is not jewish😀