Portability of 15" MBP???

[Daveway]

There are no Jews in my family we are all atheist so I guess I'll be okay.

Sarcasm?

Jew ~ Jewels ~ umm... balls

 

[Bern]

Sarcasm?

Jew ~ Jewels ~ umm... balls

I hope you're not being racist?

 

[Tom B.]

I hope you're not being racist?

No no no, the person that originally said 'Family Jew' surely meant 'Family Jewels'. Check Urban Dictionary for its meaning.

No one here is being racist. And I desperately hope you weren't being sarcastic and I've just fallen for your joke.

 

[drumforfun19]

wait... I'm part jewish, so does that mean I shouldn't put my laptop on my lap?

 

[Planner Dude]

wait... I'm part jewish, so does that mean I shouldn't put my laptop on my lap?

I think it's safe to say you can put part of it on your lap, whichever part is not jewish