Yeah, I'll post an update once it's been running for a week or so and I know if there's any noise under different workloads. The one I exchanged was running silent half the time and then making the noise the other half of the time and it didn't seem particularly workload related, except that I think that when the fan is running harder, it amplifies the noise. I'm still mostly positive about the nMP, but between the noise issue and graphics card problems I had before, I've come to the conclusion that you have to be prepared to nag Apple support until they fix problems and you also need to keep your AppleCare current.
Any update on your machine? Still silent?
After two weeks, my new machine (which was built January of this year) is still producing the "coil whine" noises (one noise when moving the mouse pointer across the screen, another when there is any sort of network activity, although both might be related to the same issue), and I also have a low howling noise when the fan is at its default idling speed. I called AppleCare and got on with a senior advisor, who noted everything and made an appointment for me at a local Apple retail store. Since I did not purchase my machine direct from Apple, they cannot outright replace it with a new one, at least at first. They are going to attempt to repair it first, and I was told a new replacement would be an option if they cannot repair it.
So, that's where I'm at with it now. My appointment is tomorrow, so I'll keep everyone updated.