Just curious what college degree you hold? Are you a software engineer or some sort of a designer? I find pros and cons to both iOS and Android. I don't find either to be difficult to use or have poor UI. Android is more flexible and has more ability to customize, but it's user friendly. If you can't use an Android phone, chances are you can't use a Mac or a Windows PC.
Minimalism is fine until it begins to take features away that do improve your experience.
Business degree Arizona State University.
Own my own retail business.
You said you don't find either difficult, but I can assure you there is a perceptible difference between the two OS.
But my point is this:
Safari - and the whole totality and magnitude that the world wide web implies.
Instagram
Twitter
Facebook
MyFitnessPal
All of YouTube
Vevo
Pandora
Netflix
Zynga Poker
Voxer
Skype
iMessage/texts
Music Player
Podcasts
Etc..
Etc..
HOW DO YOU EVEN HAVE TIME TO WORRY ABOUT THE HOME SCREEN AKA LAUNCHPAD??
I am usually too busy checking all my usual go-to places and consuming content to worry about the LAUNCHPAD of that content.
Do you have lots of friends? Do you keep in contact with people? Do you visit usual sites? Do you use apps? Play games?
There's a million things to do, and you're worried about the home screen talking about youre bored with your phone?
Download some quality apps because on iPhone there actually are a lot of them and there's unlimited things to keep you busy and from boredom.
Take up some new hobbies or interests sheesh.