I hate when people start really interesting / weird threads and then NEVER come back to update us with the results. It's like reading a book and then never getting around to the last 3 chapters, or like watching a really intense TV show, and then getting the dreaded "To Be Continued..." message.
What a let down MrWizard.
I'll be back to finish this in another 8-10 years, assuming Mac Rumors is still around. Antici....
This thread will outlive cockroaches.
The OP probably overdosed on bacon and didn't make it this far and so there's a grave somewhere making a sizzling sound.
Best. Post. Ever. Negative on the bacon OD. If I do 'go' that's definitely the way I'd prefer! Mmmmmm. Bacon.
An update for the rest of you thread necros: My neck still sizzles. I'm nearly 32. No fancy number thing for my age this time. Seriously, I'm replying to a thread from 2009....
I went to the doc for this years ago. As you might expect, she looked at me like I was bat-sht crazy. I explained it a few times, but nothing ever came of it that I can remember. She listened to my neck. Looked down my throat. Stuck a finger in my... uhhhh. Wait, no, that last part didn't happen. I got the good once-over, but she couldn't explain what it was. Just the standard hypothesis that the noise comes from my esophagus.
Whether related or not, a few years later I was treated for severe migraines (apparently intensely allergic to Aspartame) and as a result had a fancy CT scan (I think they do something with a computer) of my noggin to make sure nothing scary was happening in there. The doc jokingly told me "Well, we see something." Apparently she didn't think through how terrifying those initial words were. What she corrected herself to say after seeing my horrified look was "You can tell your friends your head isn't empty, we can confirm - you have a brain."
I stopped worrying about whatever the sizzling could be after that.