So, I have a cold...can you tell a joke?

[IJ Reilly]

A good joke thread from a couple of years ago:

https://forums.macrumors.com/threads/72597/

 

[GFLPraxis]

Yes, I have a nasty cold, and I'm unable to attend school today, so i am very lonely. Thank God (or Al Gore?) for the internet!

Well anyway, they say laughter is the best medicine, so if anyone has any good jokes, now would be a great time to share them.

Rules:
1. They must be funny.
2. There are no more rules.
3. Except for "have fun!"

Watch Weird Al videos. They always make me laugh.

Start with the MySpace
http://myspace.com/weirdal

Then dig through YouTube.

 

[irmongoose]

If you really want to laugh, just watch this.

Oh, man. I haven't laughed this hard in years. Thanks, really!



irmongoose

 

[SkyBell]

If you really want to laugh, just watch this. Watch the whole thing to actually get what is happening. It will make you laugh though.


Get better.

Man, I'm soooooooo tempted to watch this,but it' 3 AM and I don't want to wake my friend up.

 

[MalcolmJID]

My other half once said to me:

"I have a talking VCR. It's for deaf people".

 

[sushi]

If you really want to laugh, just watch this. Watch the whole thing to actually get what is happening. It will make you laugh though.

Wow, that was funny!

If the OP watches this he should get to feeling a lot better!

 

[ghall]

Wow, that was funny!

If the OP watches this he should get to feeling a lot better!

I have been cured!

LOL, not really, but it made me feel better.

 

[thejadedmonkey]

Check this site out.

 

[monke]

Oh, man. I haven't laughed this hard in years. Thanks, really!



irmongoose

No Problem.

Wow, that was funny!

If the OP watches this he should get to feeling a lot better!

I sure hope so!

I have been cured!

LOL, not really, but it made me feel better.

That's good.

I've never heard anyone laugh like that in my life, but just the part where the performer goes and gets help to set up a microphone stand in front of him was priceless. First time I watched it, I couldn't figure out why the performer was laughing so hard. Then the microphone came out.....

 

[MrSmith]

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

A: Bob