SoHo Apple Store Robbed!

[rt_brained]

Originally posted by dotcomlarry
Perhaps they should install steel doors that drop down in front of the windows and doors the instant the windows smash... with the Apple logo on them, and underneath the logo say, "Hi."

Better yet, wait 'til they get inside before letting the steel doors drop down. Then, while the alarm system dials the authorities, the old man from the "1984" commercial starts running on the big screen.

By the time the cops get there, the thieves are begging to be let out.