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The one about Steve Jobs still being alive is true, but the folks repeating that have their facts wrong. He's not in Egypt, he's hanging with Elvis and his alien buddies on Saturn. Steve even designed Apple Park in the ring shape as a homage to the ringed planet. What I want to know is what sinister things are going on at Pluto, such that scientists are trying to obscure things by claiming it's not a planet anymore.
 
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