Steve Jobs w/ White iPhone 4 - Caption Contest

[coolbreeze07]

"oh s**t, wrong pocket. Well at least they can buy a bumper in this color..."

 

[DotCom2]

"White phones are only for liars!...oops"

 

[geneticfusion]

"We decided to have the iPhone's shipped to America on a boat, since we do things differently at Apple. It seems as though the boat went off track, and sunk. The location? Right above the oil leak. All of the white iPhones....sunk into the oil. We rushed to gather them up....but it was too late. They are now being shipped as Black iPhones, that's how we can handle the 600,000 preorders. This lone White iPhone is the only survivor."



Kind of long, but it got a laugh out of my class today. >.>

 

[mac'inmama]

This phone is a figment of your imagination.

 

[DotCom2]

"I think I'll start wearing white turtle necks too!"

 

[Peace]

This :

 

[Petey-ed]

 

[millertime021]

I love that show! haha

Winner.

 

[Givmeabrek]

Forget to tell you, we only made one.

 

[DotCom2]

"White sn0w anyone?"

 

[klitorisaurus]

"The white phone is for loading and unloading only"

 

[hushmartin]

My Favorite!

 

[dischNoutTAspd]

the white iphone is like the golden ticket from charlie and the chocolate factory

 

[MACis122]

"One more thing... Not available in White"

 

[sherm41]

in a borat voice "you will never get this. la la la la"

 

[iann1982]

"I wonder how much I could ebay this for..."

 

[pablo7]

1. "Longer waiting list for one of these than a slightly used pancreas".....

2."That's right bitches beg for it".....

3."Luanch day", I DON'T THINK SO"!!!

 

[SlvrSrfr]

You want the white iPhone? You can't handle the white iPhone!

 

[dstrbdmedic167]

"You see what had happened was....."

 

[topmounter]

"These are the new iPhones. These are the Glengarry iPhones. And to you, they're gold. And you don't get them. Because to give them to you is just throwing them away. They're for closers."

 

[MissyD]

Jobs during keynote: To help me announce the colors and availability, let me introduce my friend, BP Chairman Carl-Henric Svanberg.

Svanberg: Because we care about you "small people" we're offering you the black phones for pre-order next week. Us "important people" can get the white ones immediately.

 

[DotCom2]

You want the white iPhone? You can't handle the white iPhone!

LOLZ
This one is my fav.

 

[SockRolid]

First!

 

[bob5820]

So you though it would be funny to ruin my iPhone 4 demo with your MiFi's did ya? No white iPhones for you, one year.

 

[Cartaphilus]

"I'm in search of the great white wail--I think I hear it..."