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Don't worry I got it all back together this morning in time to test the IPhone 4 that will be delivered today by my personal AT&T rep, who is HOT BTW. This is her delivering my 3G last year.

Phail.

That's not a 3G. Poser.
 
I've got an iPad WiFi 32GB, my iPhone4 16GB is being delivered (supposedly) within the next hour (per FedEx) and I drive a Mini Cooper S - John Cooper Works edition.

Can I join the club? Or am I too much of a wannabe...

Probably wannabe...

sigh
 
I drive an Aston Martin V12 Vantage. I, currently, have an iPad 64 GB WiFi+3G and a white 32 GB iPhone 4.

Can I join?
 
Phail.

That's not a 3G. Poser.

You just qualified yourself as a true GEEK!!

You failed the Geek Test.! Any true Applephite would have noticed the Droid Arm in the background controlling the Bot in the picture. You do not deserve a IPhone 4, Go get a Droid.
 
I've got an iPad WiFi 32GB, my iPhone4 16GB is being delivered (supposedly) within the next hour (per FedEx) and I drive a Mini Cooper S - John Cooper Works edition.

Can I join the club? Or am I too much of a wannabe?

If you have to ask, then you are.

Sorry.

BJ
 
BMW - Poor mans car
iPad 3g - so last month
iPhone 4 - I'll give you that one.

Also, on the subject of trophy wifes, what website did you find yours on?
:)

Btw, He is just a troll.
 
BMW - Poor mans car
iPad 3g - so last month
iPhone 4 - I'll give you that one.

Also, on the subject of trophy wifes, what website did you find yours on?
:)

Btw, He is just a troll.

Not so much a troll, but more like your resident out of work comedian. Good for a few laughs and some light satire. Just put a few tips in the jar and remember your waiters!
 
I won't get an iPhone cause I despise AT&T but I do have..

Signature below plus my wife's 8gb iPod Touch and a 30gb iPod video. Do we qualify?
 
So ........... did you get your iPhone?




Oh ...... whoops.

You still have to stand in line ....... tomorrow.



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2010 BMW M5 delivery yesterday, includes Iphone connection option. Here is a picture i took at one of my serfs farm.

You give your serfs their own farms? Very generous. Last year I gave my serfs fruitcakes and my minions got nothing.
 
While we're at it:

iPad 3G / 64GB | iPad Wifi 16GB | iPhone 4 / 32GB | iPhone 3GS / 32GB | iPhone 3 / 16GB | iPhone | 17" Macbook Pro | 20" iMac | Mini C2D | Mini PowerPC | Time Capsule 2TB | iPod Nano Video | iPod 3 | 2xiPod Shuffle | iPod Shuffle orig | iPod Nano Fat | iPad 3G Elitist Club® Member

I don't even want to add all that $ up.

You're kidding? You're really missing THE most expensive item: Trophy Wife

:)
 
I only have a 32gb wifi iPad at the moment but I did have it purchased for me by a Hollywood priest and shipped to me in Finland, so I would have it before anyone else in Europe. (it may have been blessed as an added bonus)

iPhone 4 on order (trophy wife unaware of this at present, well I say trophy she has ears that stick out like cup handles do that count).

1st generation iMac aluminum upgraded to 3gb internal memory, with 2tb ext HD.

3 level 80 WOW characters ..... Just for effect.

And I ride my wife's pushbike to work....

No club will have me as a member I might have to start my own.

Semisadlosers@slightlyeducated.com
 
I only have a 32gb wifi iPad at the moment but I did have it purchased for me by a Hollywood priest and shipped to me in Finland, so I would have it before anyone else in Europe. (it may have been blessed as an added bonus)

iPhone 4 on order (trophy wife unaware of this at present, well I say trophy she has ears that stick out like cup handles do that count).

1st generation iMac aluminum upgraded to 3gb internal memory, with 2tb ext HD.

3 level 80 WOW characters ..... Just for effect.

And I ride my wife's pushbike to work....

No club will have me as a member I might have to start my own.

Semisadlosers@slightlyeducated.com

Well I'm sure you could be in the club if you were in Finland stashing more diamonds at your Finnish vacation home. If you just live there though, that stifles your eligibility.
 
Don't worry I got it all back together this morning in time to test the IPhone 4 that will be delivered today by my personal AT&T rep, who is HOT BTW. This is her delivering my 3G last year.

What good is a Girl in a bikini with an iPhone in the way?
 
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