I know – great isn't it? The best thing is, when our windfall was announced on
Soccer AM the guest fans in the studio were from Sc*nthorpe United, and they had to smile and applaud nicely as they wacthed their arch rivals get the cash.
It's also good news for clubs further down the leagues, as we're likely to blow the lot on ineffectual lower-league failures. Redistributing the wealth and all that.
Also, I don't know if you're aware but club chairmen and managers have been making daft pledges that they'll fulfil if the manage to raise over a certain sum through the promotion – for example, one chairman has pledged that he will don the mascot's suit for a game if they raise X amount of cash. Our manager Phil Brown pledged to pose naked in the club magazine if we raised over £100,000, so we're now going to see how much of his body actually is covered in fake tan.