So this tale is about a guy with an "ancient" MBP that died, but when he turned to buy a new one, it couldn't handle all of the "work he threw at it."
Rather, Guy who has an ancient MBP reasonably expects premium-priced replacement to be a head-and-shoulders
upgrade in every important respect and offer the same level of future proofing that allowed his existing machine to serve him for so long.
Personally, I spent £2k on money on a 2011, 2.2GHz i7, 17" MBP when I could have "made do" with a sub-£1k Windows laptop. I've been rewarded with a laptop that has done "everything I threw at it" for 6 years, with the benefit of only a few hundred quid spent on a mid-life RAM upgrade, SSD and data-doubler.
The 2016, 2.6 GHz MBP is 30-40% faster on GeekBench - better than a poke in the eye, but
any up-to-date quad i7 will offer that and its not going to turn a coffee-break job into real time or open up previously unthinkable computing possibilities.
The retina display might sound like a clear win but my MBP spends most of its time on an elevator stand next to an external display - and in that scenario, physical size is at least as useful as the higher res (the 17" 1220p display is verging on "retina" at that viewing distance), so its at best a zero-sum game. For the same reason, the touch bar is of little interest/use since I mostly use a separate keyboard. Fortunately that makes the hate-it/tolerate-it keyboard and the "just because big is good doesn't mean bigger is better" trackpad that has problems with 3-finger drag less of an issue...
The 2016 MBP can't take any more RAM than the 2011 model. My 2011 currently has 1.2TB of internal storage: 512GB system SSD
and a 720GB HD in the optical bay. Getting more than 512GB SSD in the 2016 MBP costs a small fortune, more than 1TB costs two small fortunes
and you have to buy all the RAM and SSD you're ever going to need on day one. No upgrading later if prices drop or your needs change. If, in 18 months time, a new storage tech such as Optane takes off that would potentially give the machine a new lease of life (as did the availability of affordable SSDs for my 2011 MBP) then, tough.
...and, qv. ad nauseum elsewhere, switching everything to USB-C would be a pain for me with no obvious immediate upside. Give it a year or two and it might be worth switching.
So its not that the 2016 MBP wouldn't be a reasonable upgrade in
some respects, its that there are too many other areas that are a compromise, and it really doesn't feel like a machine which is still going to be earning its keep in 2023.
My
other option would be to abandon the idea of a single, do-it-all laptop and go for a desktop + cheaper ultraportable solution. Unfortunately, Apple's only "cheaper ultraportable" is the outdated Air and we're still waiting on updated desktops. If my MBP went phut tomorrow, by far the most straightforward solution would be to get either a 20
15 MBP or the current iMac plus an Air.
...and that's me thinking about upgrading from a
6 year old MBP - not sure what permutation of misconceptions would tempt anybody with a 2014 or 2015 machine to upgrade, which can't be good news for Apple.